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Frankenstein vs Frankenstina

Frankenstein vs Frankenstina

Gender Male Gender Female

Height 8 feet Height 8 Feet

Weight Unknown Weight 350 pounds

Speed turtle slow Speed 25-30 mph

Origin Germany Origin America

Status dead flesh Status Living flesh

IQ Dumb as a rock IQ 210

Looks Hideous Looks No beauty queen

Victims 3 Victims 27 known

Frankie started killing because his master promised him a mate and then reneged on that promise.

Frankenstina started killing because kids treated her badly. Oh sure the first victim was a cute little kitten, but nevertheless it used up its 9 lives by living next door to Frankenstina and with an idiot owner.

Don't worry cat lovers...a couple of dogs meet their fate when they cross her path as well.

(I guess PETA won't be buying this book lol)

Jerrimiah Stonecastle

Stonecastle Publications LLC

"Throwing Stones at a Glass House"

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